What I want for my birthday and why

I know ‘WANT’ doesn’t ‘GET’ but oh well I don’t want YOU to crack your head trying to think what YOU can get me for my birthday when I can make the job easy for you. My birthday is on the 23rd of December so I think that gives YOU ample time to save up and don’t worry you won’t have to dig that deep into your pocket.

Camera: I know nothing about cameras and I have no aspirations to become a photographer BUT if you’ve noticed I now like using my own pictures or pictures by me on this blog (for personal touch) and for that to be pretty cool I need a camera. Technically I am doing this for you but I cannot deny my love for great pictures of myself. I don’t think I am doing any of y’all justice by using my phone.

I don’t know what kind of a camera I would want and I could search online but nah…YOU just surprise me. I do know however that it has to be portable not that dramatic kind. Thank you.

Wrist watch: I love watches. I love watches. I love watches. And its a pity that I currently don’t have a working one and I am not the type to put on a non-working watch on my hand – well, not anymore lol.

Percentage: What’s life without some percentage in it? You already know sis lives for some G&T. I can never say no to some wine also, preferably red wine…Merlot being the first choice, thank you very much.

Sneakers: Call me sneaker bae LOL. Sneakers over heels any time of the day. I am a size 6. Fun fact: I cannot survive walking in heels for more than 2 minutes. I remember one time when #BFF and I hit the skyzmetro awards (I have forgotten the year) in sandals…well major reason was because we had hit some 420. Please do not ask me what that is…ASK NO QUESTIONS, HEAR NO LIES.

Mani and Pedi: Take me to my nail tech @Olga. Ask me choose toe and hand nails of my choice…you would have made ME a very happy girl. Nothing beats having new nails!!

Popticorn: A month’s supply of popticorn, PLEASE (what I mean is lots of it). It gotta be original or cheese and chives flavours thank you. A girl can never have enough stock.

Money: I am here to be gifted with some sh’money!! I am willing to give you my bank details and ecocash number. I can never refuse money.

Garlic crusher: Its already enough that I have to deal with peeling the thing, cutting it also? Hai ah! Issa lot, can I at least deal with one struggle. Its even more annoying when you are dealing with the type that has small cloves.

So, this is it folks, let’s hope the universe is listening! (This makes YOU the universe by the way).

BYE!!!!