Never have I ever…

Hi! Hope you is well and you is great. This week I am playing the Never have I ever game, a blog edition!! I am excited because this is an idea I have had for weeks and I finally get to do it. DISCLAIMER: I WILL BE HONEST and if anyone gets offended…dala what you must.

I was sceptical at first because of the kind of questions I got when I posted about the idea on my Instagram and WhatsApp status. Most of the questions were unholy lol, but I did a re-run of the questions (still got unholy questions) and I decided I will only answer what I want, blog ngeyami (this is my blog)!!!

So here goes:

Ever had a crush on a guy and we dated? HAVE. Cool enough, out of all the four guys I have ever crushed on, three of them we did date. See the power of my ancestors guys.

Never have I ever plagiarised? DOUBLE HAVE. I lived for plagiarism at uni. And please don’t take my book prize away from me…it aint my fault that I was good at it. NB: if any of my students is reading DO NOT TRY THIS!!!

Never have I ever swore to never drink again? Ten times HAVE. Done that. And I am yet to quit many more times.

Never have I ever dated two guys at the same time? HAVE. HAVE. HAVE. Its all part of the vetting process LOL. How else would I have known to make the right decision?

Never have I ever been taken to a place only to be left by the person who brought me and had to figure out a way to get home? NEVER. Do people really do that? That would suck and imagine if you at a far place or place you never been to…tjerrrr.

Never have I ever ignored a text? HAVE. Some things are not worth my energy honestly. I still have messages from May that I haven’t opened in my WA.

Never have I ever liked a post I didn’t read? HAVE. I am guilty. I do this especially on Facebook.

Never have I ever gone home with a guy after meeting for the first time? NEVER.  Let’s get to know each other first, even if we are lying or fooling ourselves.

Never have I ever cried over a guy? HAVE. I am a crier. I cry a lot.

Never have I ever shoot my shot? NEVER. I have almost done it, once. But he beat me to it.

Never have I ever stood someone on a date? HAVE. I am sorry, not sorry

Never have I ever had an open relationship? NEVER. I probably have been in one unknowingly LOL. But I have never been in one where we agree on it from the beginning.

Never have I ever cheated in an exam? For proper exams not class tests…NEVER (I am not brave like that) because for class tests I HAVE.

Never have I ever been in involved in a physical fight? HAVE. I was in primary school and it was a planned fight. We actually scheduled that we would meet at the Netball fields after school and we did. THERE WAS NO WINNER!

Never have I ever refused a kiss? This is tricky. NEVER when they come from the right person… I am all for kissing. Then HAVE if they are from the wrong person, who do you think you are sir or ma’am? Yes, ma’am, a girl once tried to kiss me and I turned her down, but that is a story for another day.

Never have I ever lied to my parents? HAVE. Still do. Lingangibuzi…yiLife guys!

Never have I fought for a guy? NEVER! I would rather die before I throw my hands to punch or slap someone over a boy. I would get beaten anyway!

This marks the end of the game. Thank you for reading. A huge thank you to my son for the props or whatever it’s called.+